Here is an old story retold in an Indian version . . .
. How true!!!!!!!!!
*An Old Story:*
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the
Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies
out in the cold.
**
Now
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The INDIAN VERSION of the Same Story
**
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the
shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant
should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the
shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this
be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the
Ant's house. Medha Patkar fasts along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter Mayawati states this
as `injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty
International and Ban Ki-moon criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the
Grasshopper.
The Internet is
flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising
Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for
non-compliance).
Opposition MP's stage a walkout. Left parties call for
'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from
working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants
and Grasshoppers.
Railway minister allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers
on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named
as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the
Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of
Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the
beginning of the winter.
Kapil Sibbal makes 'Special Reservation ' for
Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions
& in Government Services.
The Ant is fined
for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his
retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to
the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.
Lalu calls it
'Socialistic Justice '.
CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the
Downtrodden Ban Ki-moon invites the
Grasshopper to address the UN General
Assembly.
Many years
later....
The Ant has since
migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation
somewhere in India,
......AND FINALLY...
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding
the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country…!!!